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George Carlin Quotes

I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in Picture Quote #1

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body Picture Quote #1

I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush Picture Quote #1

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn’t find an opening Picture Quote #1

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff Picture Quote #1

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job! Picture Quote #1

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The things they don’t tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice; you have owners. They own you. They own everything Picture Quote #1

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time Picture Quote #1

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while Picture Quote #1

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep Picture Quote #1

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed Picture Quote #1

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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in (George Carlin Quotes) Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body (George Carlin Quotes) I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush (George Carlin Quotes) I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn’t find an opening (George Carlin Quotes) A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff (George Carlin Quotes) What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job! (George Carlin Quotes) The things they don’t tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice; you have owners. They own you. They own everything (George Carlin Quotes) Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time (George Carlin Quotes) Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while (George Carlin Quotes) I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep (George Carlin Quotes) And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed (George Carlin Quotes)

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